February 2012
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GPOYW.
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had a dream that i birthed a beautiful baby...
…only to reach into her crib to find fivel. who i then cradled like it was no big deal.
guys. i think fivel’s getting to me. he made a brief appearance in my bedroom yesterday & hasn’t been seen since…minus the dream.
in other news, in my dream i gained 120 lbs. during pregnancy. i’m worried because this seems possible, re: Jessica Simpson.
also, i’m...
20 Must-See Places Before The World Ends →
Sistine Chapel, Stonehenge, Versailles - check.
Three down, 17 to go!
whatyousaybabyk:
+1 Point for me: Versailles
-1 Point: Being in Rome and not going to the Sistine Chapel
Ya’ll want to go to Marrakech? For free? West Elm is doing a sweepstakes. You have to bring me. K, thanks, bye.
Enter here
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Matilda the Musical - coming in 2013 →
I am apprehensively excited.
fatgirlinohio:
Speaking of musicals, another one of my childhood favorites, Matilda, is coming to Broadway next year! Now, on top of being jealous of people who can sing, which is how I feel every time I leave a musical, I will also leave this show reminded of my jealousy of Matilda’s telekinesis.
Just got IDed to buy cough syrup.
Little do they know I proceeded to sneak sips straight from the bottle in the parking lot before heading across the street.
Definition of a lady.
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hey guys, still sick.
in better news - colleen, julie, jo, kel - i will be making these babies for st. patty’s. get excited.
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Is being an adult just cleaning all. the. time?
anniehinton:
Because…………………
You’re a victim of comedy.
– Tina Fey to Ryan Seacrest in a statement no doubt intended to have more layers than Ryan picked up on… (via biteofpythias)
Turn on the Animal Planet STAT.
Unless you know, you don’t enjoy watching puppies play.
Or you’re Jo & actually have a puppy to play with tonight [RUDE].
The Frisky: Oscars Drinking Game! →
thefrisky:
ONE DRINK
Every time an award winner thanks God.
Each time the camera pans to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
Each time an award winner says “I didn’t expect to win” and then pulls out a prepared speech.
For each joke referencing the 2012 election.
For every dead celebrity in the dead…
Done.
“Rihanna’s reaction is actually quite common amongst survivors of domestic...
– The Soapbox: Facts About Rihanna And Other Abused Women - The Frisky (via thefrisky)
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this week's glee made me think, a lot.
But I still don’t have any answers. I still don’t understand how people can be so mean, or why. I try to see all sides of the argument, even when I know I will never agree. But this kind of senseless hate will never make sense to me. Why is someone being his or herself so egregiously offensive? How does that affect anyone else?
The only universal truth is to be kind. Life is hard...
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yo - mice don't like goldfish, apparently.
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here i am, in my sports bra & underwear, chasing a...
i can’t kill this little guy! he is too cute & scared & obviously confused…so i now have a line of crushed goldfish leading back to the hole i [assume] he came from. i’m sitting on the floor, trying to coax young fivel out of his hiding spot…& my kitchen.
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there are days when you just don't want to get out...
Today is not one of those days. Driving through town, aviators on, windows down, radio cranked up.
Today is one of those days that makes me happy just to be.
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if i had a million dollars...
Since I’ve decided to treat myself to a little treat when I lose 5 lbs, 10 lbs, etc., here’s a little [ha!] want-it-need-it-gotta-have-it list for reference.
+FNL tee shirt
+Red Converse chucks
+Lulu Wunderunders
+Blue Old Navy Keyhole Dress
+New pair of J Brand skinny jeans
+Gap Colorblock Tote
+ALDO Bracker Heels
+Serena Wedges
+King Bed [double HA!]
Rihanna.
Exactly. It’s terrible that she’s gone back to him, but it’s not easy & if you haven’t been through it, it’s impossible to understand. But a little empathy goes a long way.
Brave & beautiful post, girl. Thank you for sharing it with us.
fullcredit:
Lots of people are mad at her. Disappointed in her. Frustrated. Angry.
And I am mad at her too. But I am mad...
Favorite under tanks, go.
P.S. I like them long.
Be ready to make that last climb to the top, put your flag down, and claim your...
– Gemini (May 21- June 20): Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of February 20-26, 2012 - The Frisky (via thefrisky)
getting my margarita on
I mean, it is a holiday.
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it's been 5 years to the day since britney shaved...
Never forget.
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Roses.
Call me a sap [you’d be right], but I can’t help buy smile at all the men and women out tonight, flowers in hand, heading home to give them to their loved ones. Even the prepubescent teenagers sitting next to me at Panera made me smile. The girl just seemed so happy with the oversized teddy bear. I could tell she felt beautiful, & special. & there’s no way I can hate on...
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